(based on a John Hodgman bit from his special, Ragnarok)
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My audition for Tide detergent. I’m still waiting to hear.
Thanks to Jimmy Pardo and the whole Never Not Funny gang for having me. Apologies to Matt Gourley, who, as far as I’m concerned, owns that last line now and forever.
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